If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it .
Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .
If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you .
And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .
If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss him.
Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss him today, tomorrow can be too late .
If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell him.
Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell him today , tomorrow can be too late.
If you need a hug of a friend... ask him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.
If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them.
Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.
If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it .
Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , then tomorrow can be too late.
SEND THIS NOTE, WHO SENT IT TO YOU. YOU'LL SEE HOW YOU'RE GOING TO KNOW THAT THERE IS SOME ONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU , THAT YOU DIDN'T KNEW .
Take Care... coz tomorrow can be too late...
LOVE IS SEEING URSELF THROUGH SOMEONES EYES AND FINDING URSELF IN SOMEBODY'S HEART
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Marriage does have its benefits.
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines One line
for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for
the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report
to St Peter."
Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was
only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the
head of your household! You have been disobedient and not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines One line
for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for
the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report
to St Peter."
Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was
only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the
head of your household! You have been disobedient and not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
Monday, January 11, 2010
You just can't match Marwari !!!
ONLY a Marwari could have accomplished this:-
A keen immigrant Indian Marwari lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown department store.
In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could
get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in Rajasthan in India", replied the lad.
The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
"Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman.
"Only one sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
"If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.
By the way "How much was the sale worth?"
"Three hundred thousand, five hundred and thirty four
pounds" said the young Marwari.
"What"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines.
Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.
I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no
accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment,
"You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"
"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Sir, Your weekends screwed anyway, you might as well go fishing."
A keen immigrant Indian Marwari lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown department store.
In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could
get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in Rajasthan in India", replied the lad.
The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
"Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman.
"Only one sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
"If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.
By the way "How much was the sale worth?"
"Three hundred thousand, five hundred and thirty four
pounds" said the young Marwari.
"What"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines.
Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.
I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no
accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment,
"You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"
"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Sir, Your weekends screwed anyway, you might as well go fishing."
Bless men!
A man was riding his harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful
to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said,
'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel
it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could
understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied,
'You want two lanes or four on that bridge.
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful
to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said,
'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel
it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could
understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied,
'You want two lanes or four on that bridge.
Finally INTELLIGENT sardar mil gaya
A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West
> to Boston.After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
> They're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop
> for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but
> they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
> the road.
>
> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
> them a bill for $350.. The Sardarji explodes and demands to
> know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although
> it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth
> $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
> the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The
> Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then
> explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
> conference center
> That were available for the husband and wife to use..
>
> But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.
>
> Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
> Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one
> of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best
> entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
> here," the Manager says.
>
> But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji
> complains again.
>
> "Well, we have them, and you could have", the
> Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager
> mentions, the
> Sardarji replies "But we didn't use it". The
> Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally
> gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it
> to the Manager.
>
> The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check.
> "But sir," he
> says, "this check is only made out for $100."
> "That's right," says the sardarji,
>
> "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
>
> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
>
> "Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here,
> and you could have."
>
> to Boston.After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
> They're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop
> for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but
> they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
> the road.
>
> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
> them a bill for $350.. The Sardarji explodes and demands to
> know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although
> it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth
> $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
> the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The
> Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then
> explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
> conference center
> That were available for the husband and wife to use..
>
> But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.
>
> Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
> Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one
> of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best
> entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
> here," the Manager says.
>
> But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji
> complains again.
>
> "Well, we have them, and you could have", the
> Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager
> mentions, the
> Sardarji replies "But we didn't use it". The
> Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally
> gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it
> to the Manager.
>
> The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check.
> "But sir," he
> says, "this check is only made out for $100."
> "That's right," says the sardarji,
>
> "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
>
> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
>
> "Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here,
> and you could have."
>
POWER OF LOVE.....................ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE
Once upon a time in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law.
In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law' s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that,
according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law' s bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it. Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-iL, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you."
Li-Li said,"Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do. "Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering
her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost
never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.
One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep off the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to
improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return. God might be trying to work in another person's life through you. "A candle loses nothing if it is used to light another one . "
In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law' s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that,
according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law' s bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it. Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-iL, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you."
Li-Li said,"Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do. "Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering
her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost
never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.
One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep off the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to
improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return. God might be trying to work in another person's life through you. "A candle loses nothing if it is used to light another one . "
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.”
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