Monday, January 11, 2010

Bless men!

A man was riding his harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
 above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful
to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

The biker pulled over and said,

'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel
it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,

'Lord, I wish that I and all men could
understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a Woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied,

'You want two lanes or four on that bridge.

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