Marriage does have its benefits.

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines One line
for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for
the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report
to St Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was
only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the
head of your household! You have been disobedient and not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."