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A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West
> to Boston.After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
> They're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop
> for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but
> they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
> the road.
>
> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
> them a bill for $350.. The Sardarji explodes and demands to
> know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although
> it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth
> $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
> the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The
>  Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then
> explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
> conference center
> That were available for the husband and wife to use..
>
> But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.
>
> Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
> Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one
> of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best
> entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
> here," the Manager says.
>
> But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji
> complains again.
>
> "Well, we have them, and you could have", the
> Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager
> mentions, the
> Sardarji replies "But we didn't use it". The
> Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally
> gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it
> to the Manager.
>
> The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check.
> "But sir," he
>  says, "this check is only made out for $100."
> "That's right," says the sardarji,
>
> "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
>
> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
>
> "Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here,
> and you could have."
>